Step right up to the land of wonders!
So realistic you can all but feel it
Sights so vivid you can almost touch
Peer through the veil across the world in a snap,
You'll only lack the smell.
Step right up to your bold new stage!
Put yourself on display
Full force or with scrupulous care
Whatever is put forth on the grand web, there,
Well, it could outlast you!
So share your life, step back, and stare.
Step right up to the wall of fame!
The wall of shame, the wall of blame
There's a show a-happening every sec
Bystand, say here, here!, or even enter the tussle
Be always ready to rumble
What happens here gets shown to the world!
Step right up to the competition table!
Eye candy galore! There's more 'n here's more
Gorge yourself, in media race,
Consume it all without unceasing pace
You're increasing your peripheral knowledge
Gee-whiz, kid, you're a natural.
Step right up and place your bets!
Invest bits of your debts in a gamble
You could be the next Bill Gates
Just swallow the rates and go, go, go!
You gotta be in the know, ya know?
No price too high for quick connection.